Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.
GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.
OH GOD A MELTED CANDLE NO NO NO
Oatmeal omg lol
Being independant is so fucking crucial especially as a woman. Ladies don’t ever become dependant on any man or make them feel like theyre needed for you to be finacially secure because these losers will wave that shit over your head. Go to school, get a decent paying job atleast and don’t ask for no handouts!